Saturday, January 16, 2010

In the Lab



In the electrical technology lab:

External: what is the speed of the Transformer?
GeniASS(confidently): 1200-1500 sir. It varies.
External : how do u measure speed?
GeniASS: using the Tachometer, sir.
External : Take this tachometer and find me the speed of the transformer used in this lab **hands him the tachometer.
GeniASS walks to the table on which the transformer is placed and where a girl is performing her experiment..
GeniASS: excuse me, can u just give me a moment with the transformer.. i need to find its speed.
girl gives him a hard stare.
GeniASS: could u just tell me how do i find the speed of the transformer?
Girl: Idiot, its a static device. transformer doesnt have speed. :|

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In the electronics devices lab external:


WiseGuy shortcircuits the 2 ends of battery on the breadboard. Theres a KA-BOOM and a powercut.


Lab technician(accusingly): What have u done?? u short circuited it?? u can get out and give the finals next sem as supplimentary..
WiseGuy(with his hands burnt): NO sir i din do anything...Just wait till the power comes, u can see the output.
Lab technician: Out of the Lab now!!
WiseGuy: Sir, Please
The power returns and miraculously there's output on the CRO.
Lab Technician: H-how did u manage it??
Wiseguy: i connected the right circuit sir..
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In the Fluid Mechanics Lab:


the problem in this lab was that the indicating metres were at a height and all the shorties(me included) had difficulty noting down the readings and there was only one chair.


On the first Day of the Lab:


Lab Incharge: take the accurate readings. look into the meter perpendicularly to avoid the parallax error.
Shortie: Errm sir, i wouldnt be able to do that. Im a little short. Do u think i could borrow your chair while i need to take the readings??
Lab Incharge(mocking): Yeah sure, why not?
Shortie: Sir, could i do the same during the externals?? Wouldnt the external mind if i take away his chair??


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7 comments:

Sorcerer said...

HAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO

those awesoms things we laughed about
Thank you soozieee soo much for updating your blog

susie said...

:D thanx for the read sorcy.. :)

Sharky said...

Heaaaahahahaha....Good old college days....this floods my mind with memories

susie said...

sharky.. blog them.. im waiting :)

санжог said...

i loved that speed of transformer one,

NICE ha ha ha ha ha

KA-boom is something that I'd do!!

susie said...

u wont believe, but half the college bus was laughing that day ..:P

Mystic Freak said...

ha ha ha TRANSFORMER speed lol

for a short while i forgot that transformers r static :P

lab memories @ MGIT