I: n who would u be?
Bugger: what do u mean
I : which word of "who would u be?" dint u understand dude??
Bugger: i dnt get uuuu....srry
I: thats very obvious now' **sort of STUPID
Bugger: hmmm k ..what else what ru doing.........
I: what would u do with that piece of information??
B: i will be satisfied myself
I: ** WHAT?? as in?
B: say me yar what happen to u ........
B: hey iam getting mad …. gooo
I: u dont get mad.. u "go " mad **not very good English
B: i think u wont hav mood to chat ok fine
I: yeah u should have realised that before .. ** “wont have mood??” Bad English.. !
B: ohhhh noooooooooooooooooooooooo
B: hey say me u wont like to chat.............
I: i thought i made that very obvious to u **BLINK BLINK
I: sad u din realise that before n made a fool of yourself for so long
I: what no??
I: now whats with showing your teeth? ** awright hes a GRADE A+ dimwit
B: hey say me ur yahoo id
I: why??** DUMB he’s chatting on the YM
B: plzzz once requesting
I: what would u do with that though?/
B: hey plzzzz plzzzzzzzzzzzz
I: unless u give me a valid reason i wouldn’t
B: belive me plzzzz
I: believe u?? ** WHAT?? is this a movie dialogue.. ?? :O
B: do u have orkut id .................
I: n why would u wany that?
B: heyyyyyy diss toooooooo much
I: what is too much? **YEAH , u r getting on my nerves now
B: heyyyyy plzzzzz dont make me irritate
I: then why dont u just buzz off??** are u some food im cooking?that sounds like the food saying “hey don’t make me salty “
B: no i want to know who ru..........hey give me ur id i will send u mail
I: NO,thank u
B: hey who ru ,............OH! The main bugger was his brother .Family of buggers,,
B: just i want to know
B: nu na bro ki frnd aaa or else any other aaaa ane * translation: r u my brothers friend or someone else..
I: so spying on your brother eh??
B: i got his password ...then i got u .... so say me who ru ...
I: n if i dont? ** WHAT?? Am I some kind of trophy?? Really irritated
B: hey say me whoo ruuuu
B: mad aaa neku * roughly translated : r u mad??
I: whats that ??
B: yaaaa u correct if u wont say i will loose sis
I: u will what?? ** A SIS?? :O :O Not happening ! Not happening
B: hey say me who ru ................?
I: awright say, i told u who i am.. what would u do with that lil piece of info ??
B: i do blackmail ..hahah
I: u said u r a 8th std kid dincha?
B: ya ..so what
I: so u r somthing like 13 years now? **and a total jackass
Bugger: no iam 14 now
I: oh then jus take a piece of advice frm me. u r an underage kid
I: n all the underage kids are to be supervised while they r using the internet
Bugger: ya we use …iam from dehi public school u know …what ru talking
I: whom are u kidding? im talking english dude * PS: DPS is one of the most reputed schools in the country
im talking english dude
Bugger: i know that
I: i doubt it
Bugger: leave that all mam say what u do
I: i dont reveal my personal details to every layman i come across ** and certainly not to a cowdung -filled-brain like u.
Bugger: where u stay
I: do u know what "personal details " are??
Bugger: i knowww
I: i doubt u r frm DPS ** and i doubt if u got greycells
Bugger: i know that but say me any thing about u
I: why do i have to? ** u wouldn’t understand anyway.
Bugger: u should bcoz i wasted my time with u
I: i never asked u to ** bha! As if I asked for this and he spent millions
Bugger: iam asking u kadhaaa
I: i have no obligation towards u
Bugger: iam getting sleep
I: so go n sleep
Bugger: i wont get sleep
I: n its pretty late for an 8th grader to be up at this time **decide if u r sleepy or not first
I: do u realise that your hacking of ur brothers id n using it for no useful purpose, without anybody watching over u can be cited as a cyber crime?
Bugger: hey ur madddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd…byeeee
I: scared eh?? **MISSION SUCCESSFUL.. 1 bugger down
Bugger: Heyyy... how u doin?
I: **what?? Again !!!
Bugger: Hey I just realized...you look a lot like my next girlfriend
I: this is absolutely lame ** what?? GOD FORBID that for ur own good
I: whats so funny?
Bugger: : < loads of smileys and audibles>
I: very lame …n an unimpressive way of attracting audience
Bugger: talk perfect english and understanding ok na … hey u mistaken i never try to impress to attract audience
I: then u wouldnt be so persistent
Bugger: i came to know that u dnt know english
I: wow!! sad for u ** oh?? Is it? Rolling eyes
Bugger: ya then that will be use to my brooo …but i cant understand what ru saying u
…go its late byeeee …cu tc
I: i seem to be talkin the proper english i suppose thats what u mean
Bugger: hv aaa nice sleep… gooooo
Bugger: what ru doing at this time ?
I: none of your business
B: i dnt hv any business …. hahaha
I: sad..shows your understanding of english
Bugger: ok byeeee u know my brooo aaa
I: dont forget to work on your english
B: how to do
I: u r frm dps arent u? u must be smart enough to work that out then
Bugger: fom where how should i do
I: figure out dude.u dont pay fees for nothing ** :O :O
Bugger: ya ..say me ..how should i do that
I: forget it
Bugger: what to 4get
I: u r hopeless case i have come across
I: n the most foolish
Bugger: plzzz help
I: buzz off
Bugger: hey u scolding me aaa
I: i have better manners than u do ** Actually, I would love to slap u …
Bugger: hey say me akka plzzz…how to work out my English
I: buzz off kid! *PS: akka means elder sis ..
Bugger: byeeee i think i never chat with u again bcoz my bro will chage password
I: ** DANG!! There goes my stress buster.. :P