Monday, March 26, 2007

For all those who haven’t had a chance to visit Koti -one of the busiest places of Hyderabad-here’s the description of the place and its people and for all those who know the place, I’m sure you wouldn’t agree more.
Well to start with, this is the place where you can find anything- u name it and you r sure to get it-if not the original, then at least the duplicate (something is better than nothing.) For instance, the novels by foreign authors, which costs you at least 200 bucks will cost you just 90 bucks here and if you are good at bargaining u can walk away with a good book for just 55-60 bucks (The Da Vinci Code cost me just 65 bucks!!)
Now if you driving a vehicle and want to come alive from this place then my advice is-
“ DON’T FOLLOW THE TRAFFIC RULES” Yeah you read it right! Don’t follow the traffic rules –and if you do then you are wasting your time. The heavy flow of traffic never stops and the civic sense of the people is nil. Pedestrians cross the road as they wish and not to forget the stray animals on the road. But the surprising fact is there is no traffic congestion unless there is a traffic police (no there is no mistake here- if there is a traffic jam then u can be sure of a traffic police managing the traffic.)
There is a great understanding among the citizens here- the 2 meter wide pavement is for the
1.beggars who beg with a style (every beggar has his own style of begging some beg and some demand –that’s another story for some other blog)
2. the petty vendors who sell everything from a duplicate cell phone to a pocket radio, from posters to t-shirts(3 shirts for 50 bucks!!)
3. The pani puri bandi waalas and the juice sellers who do a brisk business there.
4.and not to forget the roadside Romeos-the jobless idiots
5.And the fruit vendors who actually know how to do the business-1 month of training under them and I’m sure you will be one of the finest businessmen.
The other day one of the orange vendors was shouting ”DUS KE DUS, DUS KE DUS “ (meaning 10 oranges would cost 10 bucks) and then when he saw a customer coming by Mercedes suddenly changed “DUS KE PAANCH DUS KE PANCH” (meaning 5 oranges would cost 10 bucks) the customer in Mercedes bought the oranges and left. On our enquiring as to why he had changed the cost, he replied in atypical hyderabadi hindi,“ kya madam aisa kya poochre? Unke paas bahut paise hai na? Isiliye unko double rate Aap ke liye dus ke dus bolo kitna diyun?”
Now you might be wondering as to where did the pedestrians go-well they are all walking on the main roads. They occupy more than half the main road. After all the main roads are public property-anybody can use it the way they want to. {The MCH (municipal corporation of hyderabad ) has the roads dug every time it is newly laid-they always have some reason for digging-to lay the cable wires, to rectify the defect in the water pipelines or the drainage system or some crap-but the bottom line is the roads are never in good condition and for person who has visited the place for the first time-it’s a nightmare.}
But for the people who have been here all their life, life goes on and they love it that way…

Sunday, March 25, 2007

THE BEGGARS OF THE DAY!!!

It was one chilly morning when u could feel the cold wind hitting your bones. My friends and I were standing at the bus-stop waiting for our college bus when there came a young lady who was in rags and not more than 25 years.
The lady begged for the money which all of us curtly refused to give. (since we all agreed that she was strong enough to work and earn her livelihood.) she wouldn’t budge and was getting on our nerves and so we retorted
“You look healthy and strong enough. Can’t you earn your own livelihood?”
to which she replied
“where do I get a work?”

“Go to any construction site and work. There are many buildings coming up-those people need workers”

“that money is not enough to make my both ends meet”


“well then you have to work harder”

“that’s what I’m doing. Earning my livelihood by begging. That’s my profession.”
Then with a frown asked us
“ now are you giving me money or not?”(Not begging rather demanding money.. look at the attitude..)
for which we replied.” Why should we give you the money?”
“that’s because giving money to the beggars is your dharma. Its written in the ethics.
Now don’t waste my time by asking questions and give me the money.”

Meanwhile our bus had come and without giving her anything we left. I think she felt kind of insulted and so recited a latest movie’s dialogue loudly, “ ladies and gentlemen, these young college girls have promised to give me 5 bucks daily.”

well ....what more has to be said of the beggars of today!!

Monday, March 19, 2007

yet another sunday experience...

It was another lazy Sunday evening –I had been lazing at home the whole day. Not able to bear seeing me waste time in such a fashion, my mom, literally threw me out of home-asking me to have a small walk-feel the fresh air (aah!! fresh air indeed in one of the busiest areas of the city).
Without further argument, I sported my favorite jeans and out I went with a few bucks in my pocket. I walked down the main road where my eyes fell on an ice-cream parlour that was not there a few days ago. It was a cozy little shop with soft light and posters of various kinds of ice cream. The light made the ice cream look more appetizing and more tempting. YUMMY!! I couldn’t resist anymore and went in directly without any hesitation and ordered what they called as royal delight-caramel nut flavor, which according to the picture should have been something like this: a long glass that was filled with 3 full scoops of ice cream and on which honey was put.
After full five minutes, the waiter came with a small cup that had only one scoop of ice cream and no honey!! And placed it in front of me. On asking, he told me that it was royal delight-caramel nut flavor!! Aaargh!! This chap cheated me!!-They lured me into their shop with those delicious, scrumptious, mouth-watering images of ice cream and then served me this!!! With a lot of effort I tried not to show my disappointment ate the ice cream quietly and left. I resolved that I would never ever set my foot in that parlor.
But even today when I pass the parlor I just can’t resist the ice cream and order for a royal delight-caramel nut!!